I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’

Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)

Somewhere along the way, Louis CK become society’s ideal father and I’m 100% okay with this.

(via mildlyamused)

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

c-magic-mylife:

"Favorite bromance"

Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake

cokesnlfan:

"F***ing idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren’t funny, It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time.’

-Andy Samberg on men who think that women aren’t funny on the September issue of Glamour Magazine

yeshomovevo:

annabellehector:

heard you were talkin’ shit

mooooooooooooove bitch 

yeshomovevo:

annabellehector:

heard you were talkin’ shit

mooooooooooooove bitch 

bornagainfromtherhythm:

John Lennon and Paul McCartney

Gilda Radner 6/28/46—5/20/89. You are missed.

chainsawpunk:

wow she really can play any role

chainsawpunk:

wow she really can play any role