fallontonight:

Did you know Facebook has a print newspaper? Check out Jimmy reading its most popular headlines! 

thats-a-hot-new-york-city-crowd:

what i look for in a guy

  • dark hair
  • brown eyes
  • tall
  • funny
  • wears suits
  • tonight show
  • jimmy fallon

Portraits of John and Paul by French photographer Jean-Marie Perier.

yummyfallon:

latenightlive:

I read that in Jimmy’s voice

As did I.

yummyfallon:

latenightlive:

I read that in Jimmy’s voice

As did I.

aflowerthatbloomsinadversity:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

can’t be the new assassins creed, that’s a woman 

shots fired

I’ve been looking out of a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what I might feel like when those lights rise in the sky. And at last I see the lights.

Tonight Show Celebrity Photobomb with Jon Hamm  [x]
haaveyoumetsam:

happy 100th show fallontonight!

haaveyoumetsam:

happy 100th show fallontonight!

Sooooo…..I know its been a while.

I’m sorry I’ve been gone for so long. I miss you all but I have been going through a really rough time. 

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!

I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’

Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)

Somewhere along the way, Louis CK become society’s ideal father and I’m 100% okay with this.

(via mildlyamused)

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"